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Life - The Review

  • Gia
  • Mar 25, 2017
  • 1 min read

If you are pregnant do not under any circumstances name your son Calvin.

I just found out how the human race will come to an end and I'm sorry to inform you that the Apocalypse does not include Satan escaping hell or the invasion of machines. We were all misinformed.

The end of days is closely upon us and it will be initiated by a extraterrestrial, semi transparent, butterfly resembling life form and he is from Mars. If you have any intentions to visit Mars on one of those recreational space exploring missions with Blue Origins or Space X you might want to reconsider. Evidently this species of Martian aren't welcoming simple alien folks so you might want to invest that money into some type of bunker or underwater living establishment.

If you have not yet gone to see "Life" you should go as soon as possible. I am naming it the absolute best alien, horror, suspense, action, drama film of 2017. One might argue that the year is too premature to make such a conclusion but as far as these types of movies go it can't get any better than this and I am speaking as someone who quite possibly have seen all the alien movies released to date.

The movie has a phenomenal ending which makes us aware that a sequel is inevitable and it may take The Transformers, The Justice League , The Power Rangers, Kong, the warriors from The Great Wall and more than a dozen Scientist to save us.

Be sure to go and watch LIFE you will not be disappointed.

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